Definitions
SCHOOL: A PLACE WHERE PARENTS PAY FOR KIDS TO PLAY
LIFE INSURANCE: A CONTRACT DESIGNED TO KEEP YOU POOR ALL YOUR LIFE SO YOU CAN DIE RICH.
TEARS: THE HYDRAULIC FORCE BY WHICH MASCULINE WILL POWER IS DEFEATED BY FEMININE WATER POWER.
MARRIAGE: AN AGREEMENT IN WHICH A MAN LOSES HIS BACHELOR DEGREE AND A WOMAN GAINS HER MASTERS.
YAWN: THE ONLY TIME SOME MARRIED MEN GET TO OPEN THEIR MOUTHS.
LECTURE: THE ART OF TRANSFERRING INFORMATION FROM THE NOTES OF THE LECTURER TO THE NOTES OF THE STUDENT WITHOUT PASSING THROUGH THE MINDS OF EITHER.
CRIMINAL: A PERSON NO DIFFERENT FROM THE REST..............ONLY THEY GOT CAUGHT.
BOSS: SOMEONE WHO IS LATE WHEN YOUR ARE EARLY AND EARLY WHEN YOU ARE LATE!
DOCTOR: A PERSON WHO KILLS YOUR ILLS WITH PILLS THEN PROCEEDS TO KILL YOU WITH THE BILLS.
POLITICIAN: A PERSON WHO SHAKES YOU HAND BEFORE ELECTIONS AND YOUR CONFIDENCE AFTER.
ETC: A SIGN USED TO MAKE OTHERS BELEIVE YOU KNOW MORE THAN YOU ACTUALLY DO.
EXPERIENCE: THE NAME MOST PEOPLE GIVE TO THEIR MISTAKES
CLASSICS: THE NAME GIVEN TO BOOKS THAT NO ONE READS
PHILOSOPHER: THE NAME GIVEN TO FOOLS WHO TORMENT THEMSELVES THROUGH LIFE.................TO BE WISE.
Monday, February 1, 2010
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