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So i was on facebook right. and like i noticed a few status updates, one of which was tom thai's, hello tom if your reading this cuz i know u clearly worn't cuz who looks at razzmadazz.blogspot.com like who does? clearly it's a horrible blog.

But anyways so thank you to tom's unknolwedgable contrabution to this.

He said this. "breaking news: child obesity up, paedophilia down"
Now clearly you'd be this is popostruous!!! how can u make such aligations about serious matters such as paedophila! and our ever so rising obesity problem!
HOW DARE YOU

but then u think to your self.. hey man theres some correlation between these too.. theres a mother fucking relationship between these 2 variables!!!

So his sister, Toms sister that is, Chrissy Thai. Also another contributor to this, umm hello to you too, thanks for your contrabution even thought u worn't know u contrabuted.

"There is an increase in child obesity and a decrease in paedophilia. This may be due to the highly unattractiveness of obese childrean which in turn has significant impacts on the occurence of paedophilia."

THEN YOUR LIKE WTF?!?! u do one of these. OMFGWTFBBQZ

thats right, cuz seriously if u think about it, the obession is a attraction to kids, however, general speaking on a generak concensus, people like attractive things, so if u like little kids, u obviously should like attractive little kids? some teenage boys like old women, no problem ?

Anyways think about it. This doesn't mean to protect your child go make them fat, no... definitly no, mr k rudd is actually thinking of paying us, which he indirectly is already, to excersis? By which indirectly i mean, hes paying for commercials to put on tv to tell us to get active.

In my deffence if i have offended anyone, i write this to save my own ass. Please do not attempt to feed your child more in order to advoid pedophiles.